The Humorous side of golf

Golf is a cruel task master and we need to laugh at it or cry! Better to laugh especially for us amateurs.

I heard Lou Holtz ( College Football Hall of Fame Coach)talking to a crowd about playing with Arnold Palmer. Lou said he was so nervous he played horrible. After the round he apologized to Arnold about his poor play saying he’s usually doesn’t play that bad. Arnold said” So you have played before then.” That got a good laugh.

“ I have a tip that take five strokes off anyone’s game. It’s called an eraser “ Arnold Palmer

“ Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.” Ben Hogan (Like George Costanza if you know your Seinfeld.)

Two golfers are ready to play on the 11th tee as a funeral procession passes by. The first golfer stops removes his hat and bows his head .

“That was really nice thing to do says the second guy. “ It’s good to see there’s still some respect in the world.”

“ Well it’s only right we were married for 35 years.”

If you drink don’t drive, don’t even putt.

After a Particularly bad round a golfer was looking at the lake on the 18th and told his Caddie “ I’ve played so bad I’d like to drown myself!” The Caddie replied “ I don’t think you could keep your head down that long.”

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb. Fore.

What do you use to find your golf ball. A lie detector.

What is called after a golfer ties to retrieve a ball from a gator. An ambulance.

May the course be with you!

Im Always up for a good flogging. ( golf spelled backwards)

HITUM. The good, the bad, the ugly.